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Best Love Shayari - Love Sher - Romantic Shayari - Romantic Sher

February 20th, 2007 · 284 Comments

Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai
Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi

 

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Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..

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I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was….
I can’t live without you!!!

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Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

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Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…

 

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U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,
warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

 

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Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…

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Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

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Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai,
Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai…
Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye
Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,
Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai…

 

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SCRAP ORKUT / MYSPACE / FRIENDSTER / Hi5 / FORUMS PROFILE OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY..

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Love Shayari - Love Sher - Romantic Shayari - Romantic Sher

February 20th, 2007 · 22 Comments

Mohabbat Sher
Mohabbat khudaa ki Rehmat hai
Mehboob us mohabbat ke alaamat hai
Hum to paarde me the aur qaasid paigaam le aaya
Khat unke aane ka paigaam le aaya
Hum unnke ammad ki ummid lagaye baaite the aur dar pe wo aaye
Unnke deedar-e-beqarari me hum parda-e-hayaa bhool aaye!

 

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Bhool Gaya!
Ankhon mein tere dekhate hii
hum apni pehachan bhool gaye
Jane kya nasha hai unmein
ki har maykhane kaa patha bhool gaye.

 

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Love ki Yaadein
aanken band kar bhi hum tera deedar karte hain
aee sanam hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta
saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
aakhiri pal tak oo bewafaa , tujehe yaad karta hoon
teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.

 

 

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Hawa Mein Tum…
Sadal se Mahekti hui
Purcafe Hawa ka Zokaa
Koi Lehraiye too
Lagta hai ke Tum Ho.

 

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COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes

January 9th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai…!

Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na…?

Boy-bilkul nahi!

Girl-to fir rehne do….!!

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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B’day with a Sher :

“Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.”

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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.

Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her

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Aankho mein “SHARAFAT”
chaal main”NAJAKAT”
dil me”SACHCHAI”
aur chehre me”SAFAI”
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “BHAI” . . . . . . .

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.

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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?

Socho..

Aur socho yaar..

“COIN”..

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