Funny Jokes

We’d rather see

at the gym.

Business Attire Policy

Sliiveless tops are

acceptable for

woman only

Eat Spaghetti.

Don’t wear it.

Business Attire Policy

Spaghetti tops, tank tops

or halter tops are not

acceptable at work

When we say

presentations only.

Business Attire Policy

Mini skirts

are unacceptable

 Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

Once a Hindu, a Muslim and Santa Singh were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flowers?

The Hindu replied, ‘Lotus’
‘Ha, I clean my shit with that!’ the Englishman jeered

The Hindu got angry.

The Muslim replied:’Chameli
‘Ha I clean my shit with that!’ The Englishman response

The Muslim also got angry.

The Englishman asked Santa Singh, ‘Sardarji, and what is your favourite flower?’
Santa replied: ‘Cactus!

 Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

When Jhilke was little, his teacher asked him if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” Jhilke said. “I do. My father taught me.”
“Good. What comes after three.”
“Four,” answers the boy.
“What comes after six?”
“Seven.”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your dad did a good job. What comes after ten?”
Jhilke replied “A jack”