Funny Jokes

Abhishek Bachan and Aishwarya Rai Bachan in Balaji Tirumala for Balaji Blessing

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Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO

Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,

phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….

aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…

aaj bas aaj…

kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……

let us all pray for India….

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